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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
skippyin
catchymemes

“This is Jeremiah. Jeremiah wore safety goggles while angle grinding. Jeremiah still has his right eye. Be like Jeremiah.”

Via @tjconnorstweets

pandollop

I feel like I need this specifically on my doll blog to remind myself to wear my safety goggles when doing heavy doll modding.

dollsahoy

Tiffy, the fact that your auto-tagging system added “sfw” to the tag on this is extra appropriate.

Source: catchymemes
skippyin
followthebluebell

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

dreamingofbabylon

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frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

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the-pareidolia-paradigm

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls
your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

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hersheyhipster

Couldn’t risk it.

justjengie

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

islandnymph

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY
maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

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